Seasons and episodes
12
Season 12 October 29, 2014
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12 - 1The Ol' Mexican Spinach October 29, 2014 -
12 - 2A Chic Bar in Ibiza November 05, 2014 -
12 - 3Glamping in a Yurt November 12, 2014 -
12 - 4Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight November 19, 2014 -
12 - 5Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. November 26, 2014 -
12 - 6Alan Shot a Little Girl December 03, 2014 -
12 - 7Sex with an Animated Ed Asner December 09, 2014 -
12 - 8Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey December 17, 2014 -
12 - 9Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey January 08, 2015 -
12 - 10Here I Come, Pants! January 15, 2015 -
12 - 11For Whom the Booty Calls January 22, 2015 -
12 - 12A Beer-Battered Rip-Off January 29, 2015 -
12 - 13Boompa Loved His Hookers February 05, 2015 -
12 - 14Don't Give a Monkey a Gun February 12, 2015 -
12 - 15Of Course He's Dead (1) February 19, 2015 -
12 - 16Of Course He's Dead (2) February 19, 2015
11
Season 11 September 26, 2013
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11 - 1Nangnangnangnang September 26, 2013 -
11 - 2I Think I Banged Lucille Ball October 03, 2013 -
11 - 3This Unblessed Biscuit October 10, 2013 -
11 - 4Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank October 17, 2013 -
11 - 5Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 October 24, 2013 -
11 - 6Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants November 07, 2013 -
11 - 7Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie November 14, 2013 -
11 - 8Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. November 21, 2013 -
11 - 9Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer December 05, 2013 -
11 - 10On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! December 12, 2013 -
11 - 11Tazed in the Lady Nuts January 02, 2014 -
11 - 12Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. January 09, 2014 -
11 - 13Bite Me, Supreme Court January 30, 2014 -
11 - 14Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe February 06, 2014 -
11 - 15Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin February 27, 2014 -
11 - 16How to Get Rid of Alan Harper March 06, 2014 -
11 - 17Welcome Home, Jake March 13, 2014 -
11 - 18West Side Story April 03, 2014 -
11 - 19Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang April 10, 2014 -
11 - 20Lotta Delis in Little Armenia April 24, 2014 -
11 - 21Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot May 01, 2014 -
11 - 22Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead May 08, 2014
10
Season 10 September 27, 2012
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10 - 1I Changed My Mind About the Milk September 27, 2012 -
10 - 2A Big Bag of Dog October 04, 2012 -
10 - 3Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt October 11, 2012 -
10 - 4You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For October 18, 2012 -
10 - 5That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam October 25, 2012 -
10 - 6Ferrets, Attack! November 01, 2012 -
10 - 7Avoid the Chinese Mustard November 08, 2012 -
10 - 8Something My Gynecologist Said November 15, 2012 -
10 - 9I Scream When I Pee November 29, 2012 -
10 - 10One Nut Johnson December 06, 2012 -
10 - 11Give Santa a Tail-Hole December 13, 2012 -
10 - 12Welcome to Alancrest January 03, 2013 -
10 - 13Grab a Feather and Get in Line January 10, 2013 -
10 - 14Run, Steven Staven! Run! January 31, 2013 -
10 - 15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It February 07, 2013 -
10 - 16Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby February 14, 2013 -
10 - 17Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries February 21, 2013 -
10 - 18The 9:04 from Pemberton March 07, 2013 -
10 - 19Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon March 14, 2013 -
10 - 20Bazinga! That's From a TV Show April 04, 2013 -
10 - 21Another Night with Neil Diamond April 25, 2013 -
10 - 22My Bodacious Vidalia May 02, 2013 -
10 - 23Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped May 09, 2013
9
Season 9 September 19, 2011
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9 - 1Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt September 19, 2011 -
9 - 2People Who Love Peepholes September 26, 2011 -
9 - 3Big Girls Don't Throw Food October 03, 2011 -
9 - 4Nine Magic Fingers October 10, 2011 -
9 - 5A Giant Cat Holding a Churro October 17, 2011 -
9 - 6The Squat and the Hover October 24, 2011 -
9 - 7Those Fancy Japanese Toilets October 31, 2011 -
9 - 8Thank You for the Intercourse November 07, 2011 -
9 - 9Frodo's Headshots November 14, 2011 -
9 - 10A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes November 21, 2011 -
9 - 11What a Lovely Landing Strip December 05, 2011 -
9 - 12One False Move, Zimbabwe! December 12, 2011 -
9 - 13Slowly and in a Circular Fashion January 02, 2012 -
9 - 14A Possum on Chemo January 16, 2012 -
9 - 15The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack February 06, 2012 -
9 - 16Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy February 13, 2012 -
9 - 17Not in My Mouth! February 20, 2012 -
9 - 18The War Against Gingivitis February 27, 2012 -
9 - 19Palmdale, Ech March 19, 2012 -
9 - 20Grandma's Pie April 09, 2012 -
9 - 21Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' April 16, 2012 -
9 - 22Why We Gave Up Women April 30, 2012 -
9 - 23The Straw in My Donut Hole May 07, 2012 -
9 - 24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! May 14, 2012
8
Season 8 September 20, 2010
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8 - 1Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud September 20, 2010 -
8 - 2A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer September 27, 2010 -
8 - 3A Pudding-Filled Cactus October 04, 2010 -
8 - 4Hookers, Hookers, Hookers October 11, 2010 -
8 - 5The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel October 18, 2010 -
8 - 6Twanging Your Magic Clanger October 25, 2010 -
8 - 7The Crazy Bitch Gazette November 01, 2010 -
8 - 8Springtime on a Stick November 08, 2010 -
8 - 9A Good Time in Central Africa November 15, 2010 -
8 - 10Ow, Ow, Don't Stop November 22, 2010 -
8 - 11Dead from the Waist Down December 06, 2010 -
8 - 12Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead December 13, 2010 -
8 - 13Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup January 03, 2011 -
8 - 14Lookin' for Japanese Subs January 17, 2011 -
8 - 15Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak February 07, 2011 -
8 - 16That Darn Priest February 14, 2011
7
Season 7 September 21, 2009
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7 - 1818-jklpuzo September 21, 2009 -
7 - 2Whipped Unto the Third Generation September 28, 2009 -
7 - 3Mmm, Fish. Yum. October 05, 2009 -
7 - 4Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator October 12, 2009 -
7 - 5For the Sake of the Child October 19, 2009 -
7 - 6Give Me Your Thumb November 02, 2009 -
7 - 7Untainted by Filth November 09, 2009 -
7 - 8Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. November 16, 2009 -
7 - 9Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair November 23, 2009 -
7 - 10That's Why They Call It Ball Room December 07, 2009 -
7 - 11Warning, It's Dirty December 14, 2009 -
7 - 12Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste January 11, 2010 -
7 - 13Yay, No Polyps! January 18, 2010 -
7 - 14Crude and Uncalled For (1) February 01, 2010 -
7 - 15Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2) February 08, 2010 -
7 - 16Tinkle Like a Princess March 01, 2010 -
7 - 17I Found Your Moustache March 08, 2010 -
7 - 18Ixnay on the Oggie Day March 22, 2010 -
7 - 19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave April 12, 2010 -
7 - 20I Called Him Magoo May 10, 2010 -
7 - 21Gumby with a Pokey May 17, 2010 -
7 - 22This Is Not Gonna End Well May 24, 2010
6
Season 6 September 22, 2008
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6 - 1Taterhead Is Our Love Child September 22, 2008 -
6 - 2Pie Hole, Herb September 29, 2008 -
6 - 3Damn You, Eggs Benedict October 06, 2008 -
6 - 4The Flavin' and the Mavin' October 13, 2008 -
6 - 5A Jock Strap in Hell October 20, 2008 -
6 - 6It's Always Nazi Week November 03, 2008 -
6 - 7Best H.O. Money Can Buy November 10, 2008 -
6 - 8Pinocchio's Mouth November 17, 2008 -
6 - 9The Mooch at the Boo November 24, 2008 -
6 - 10He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited December 08, 2008 -
6 - 11The Devil's Lube December 15, 2008 -
6 - 12Thank God for Scoliosis January 12, 2009 -
6 - 13I Think You Offended Don January 19, 2009 -
6 - 14David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie February 02, 2009 -
6 - 15I'd Like to Start with the Cat February 09, 2009 -
6 - 16She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime March 02, 2009 -
6 - 17The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? March 09, 2009 -
6 - 18My Son's Enormous Head March 16, 2009 -
6 - 19The Two Finger Rule March 30, 2009 -
6 - 20Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau April 13, 2009 -
6 - 21Above Exalted Cyclops April 27, 2009 -
6 - 22Sir Lancelot's Litter Box May 04, 2009 -
6 - 23Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth May 11, 2009 -
6 - 24Baseball Was Better with Steroids May 18, 2009
5
Season 5 September 24, 2007
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5 - 1Large Birds, Spiders and Mom September 24, 2007 -
5 - 2Media Room Slash Dungeon October 01, 2007 -
5 - 3Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo October 08, 2007 -
5 - 4City of Great Racks October 15, 2007 -
5 - 5Putting Swim Fins on a Cat October 22, 2007 -
5 - 6Help Daddy Find His Toenail October 29, 2007 -
5 - 7Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room November 05, 2007 -
5 - 8Is There a Mrs. Waffles? November 12, 2007 -
5 - 9Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids November 19, 2007 -
5 - 10Kinda Like Necrophilia November 26, 2007 -
5 - 11Meander to Your Dander March 17, 2008 -
5 - 12A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh March 24, 2008 -
5 - 13The Soil Is Moist March 31, 2008 -
5 - 14Winky-Dink Time April 14, 2008 -
5 - 15Rough Night in Hump Junction April 21, 2008 -
5 - 16Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty April 28, 2008 -
5 - 17Fish in a Drawer May 05, 2008 -
5 - 18If My Hole Could Talk May 12, 2008 -
5 - 19Waiting for the Right Snapper May 19, 2008
4
Season 4 September 18, 2006
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4 - 1Working for Caligula September 18, 2006 -
4 - 2Who's Vod Kanockers? September 25, 2006 -
4 - 3The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress October 02, 2006 -
4 - 4A Pot Smoking Monkey October 09, 2006 -
4 - 5A Live Woman of Proven Fertility October 16, 2006 -
4 - 6Apologies for the Frivolity October 23, 2006 -
4 - 7Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head November 06, 2006 -
4 - 8Release the Dogs November 13, 2006 -
4 - 9Corey's Been Dead for an Hour November 20, 2006 -
4 - 10Kissing Abraham Lincoln November 27, 2006 -
4 - 11Walnuts and Demerol December 11, 2006 -
4 - 12Castrating Sheep in Montana January 08, 2007 -
4 - 13Don't Worry, Speed Racer January 22, 2007 -
4 - 14That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami February 05, 2007 -
4 - 15My Damn Stalker February 12, 2007 -
4 - 16Young People Have Phlegm Too February 19, 2007 -
4 - 17I Merely Slept with a Commie February 26, 2007 -
4 - 18It Never Rains in Hooterville March 19, 2007 -
4 - 19Smooth as a Ken Doll April 09, 2007 -
4 - 20Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot April 16, 2007 -
4 - 21Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous April 23, 2007 -
4 - 22Mr. McGlue's Feedbag April 30, 2007 -
4 - 23Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' May 07, 2007 -
4 - 24Prostitutes and Gelato May 14, 2007
3
Season 3 September 19, 2005
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3 - 1Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts September 19, 2005 -
3 - 2Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover September 26, 2005 -
3 - 3Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark October 03, 2005 -
3 - 4Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs October 10, 2005 -
3 - 5We Called It Mr. Pinky October 17, 2005 -
3 - 6Hi, Mr. Horned One October 24, 2005 -
3 - 7Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop November 07, 2005 -
3 - 8That Voodoo That I Do Do November 14, 2005 -
3 - 9Madame and Her Special Friend November 21, 2005 -
3 - 10Something Salted and Twisted November 28, 2005 -
3 - 11Santa's Village of the Damned December 19, 2005 -
3 - 12That Special Tug January 09, 2006 -
3 - 13Humiliation Is a Visual Medium January 23, 2006 -
3 - 14Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded February 06, 2006 -
3 - 15My Tongue is Meat February 27, 2006 -
3 - 16Ergo, the Booty Call March 06, 2006 -
3 - 17The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer March 13, 2006 -
3 - 18The Spit-Covered Cobbler March 20, 2006 -
3 - 19Golly Moses, She's a Muffin April 10, 2006 -
3 - 20Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro April 24, 2006 -
3 - 21And the Plot Moistens May 01, 2006 -
3 - 22Just Once with Aunt Sophie May 08, 2006 -
3 - 23Arguments for the Quickie May 15, 2006 -
3 - 24That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite May 22, 2006
2
Season 2 September 19, 2004
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2 - 1Back Off, Mary Poppins September 19, 2004 -
2 - 2Enjoy Those Garlic Balls September 26, 2004 -
2 - 3A Bag Full of Jawea October 02, 2004 -
2 - 4Go Get Mommy's Bra October 10, 2004 -
2 - 5Bad News from the Clinic? October 17, 2004 -
2 - 6The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance October 24, 2004 -
2 - 7A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana November 07, 2004 -
2 - 8Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers November 14, 2004 -
2 - 9Yes, Monsignor November 21, 2004 -
2 - 10The Salmon Under My Sweater November 28, 2004 -
2 - 11Last Chance to See Those Tattoos December 12, 2004 -
2 - 12A Lungful of Alan January 02, 2005 -
2 - 13Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair) January 15, 2005 -
2 - 14Those Big Pink Things with Coconut January 30, 2005 -
2 - 15Smell the Umbrella Stand February 06, 2005 -
2 - 16Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? February 13, 2005 -
2 - 17Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! February 20, 2005 -
2 - 18It Was Mame, Mom March 06, 2005 -
2 - 19A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise March 20, 2005 -
2 - 20I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey April 17, 2005 -
2 - 21A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On April 30, 2005 -
2 - 22That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother May 08, 2005 -
2 - 23Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab May 15, 2005 -
2 - 24Does This Smell Funny to You? May 22, 2005
1
Season 1 September 22, 2003
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1 - 1Pilot September 22, 2003 -
1 - 2Big Flappy Bastards September 29, 2003 -
1 - 3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell October 05, 2003 -
1 - 4If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap October 12, 2003 -
1 - 5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump October 19, 2003 -
1 - 6Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? October 26, 2003 -
1 - 7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake November 02, 2003 -
1 - 8Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful November 09, 2003 -
1 - 9Phase One, Complete November 15, 2003 -
1 - 10Merry Thanksgiving November 23, 2003 -
1 - 11Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor December 14, 2003 -
1 - 12Camel Filters and Pheromones January 04, 2004 -
1 - 13Sarah Like Puny Alan January 10, 2004 -
1 - 14I Can't Afford Hyenas February 01, 2004 -
1 - 15Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick February 08, 2004 -
1 - 16That Was Saliva, Alan February 15, 2004 -
1 - 17Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats February 22, 2004 -
1 - 18An Old Flame with a New Wick February 29, 2004 -
1 - 19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You March 21, 2004 -
1 - 20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark April 18, 2004 -
1 - 21No Sniffing, No Wowing May 02, 2004 -
1 - 22My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet May 09, 2004 -
1 - 23Just Like Buffalo May 16, 2004 -
1 - 24Can You Feel My Finger? May 23, 2004
Overview
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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